So. Hi. It's been awhile. And WTF? I go away for a year fully expecting Mischa Barton's cellulite to be cured, but no! It's still there. But now, thanks to some very kind paparazzo, she's finally aware of it. Which means she has to deny it by BLAMING THE PHOTOGRAPHER. OK, honey. I know it's tempting. I mean, I secretly blame my dad, my mom and my boyfriend for making me look fat in certain photographs of me, but to make a statement that someone deliberately Photoshopped cellulite onto your thighs in a picture is, well ... paranoid. Or desperate.
What do you think, dear reader? Were these candid photos of Mischa in a bikini doctored, or do they simply reveal the truth about a genetically unfortunate girl as her body ages? Compare to previous Mischa Barton cellulite pictures here.
It's been a busy summer but I couldn't let this one pass by without posting it. Victoria Beckham, currently causing a media storm here in the States because she moved to California or something, reveals her less-than-perfect body on her way to a photo shoot last week. Years of crash dieting with absolutely no exercise has left her body a saggy mess. This is why I wake up every morning and do like a zillion squats. I do not want to look like this.
I'm taking a bit of a break from posting, but I will return in a few weeks! If I come across any photos worthy of Celebrity Cellulite of the Day in the meantime, I'll be sure to get them up here. Have a great summer!
Paula Abdul breaks her nose. Oops. [Celebrity Nation] Lindsay Lohan is still drinking. And getting her lips injected? [The Superficial] Nicole Richie is not, I repeat, not back in rehab for anorexia and drug addiction [TMZ] Bud Bundy's got drugs [TMZ]