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May 19, 2008

Britney's cellulite. Let me show you it.

Just saying. It's out there. Hasn't gone away. Viewable courtesy of Britney's Costa Rican vacation with Mel Gibson.

We're just getting warmed up here, folks.

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Britney Spears wears another bikini, God promises to look into it [The Superficial]

Mischa Barton's cellulite fails to magically disappear as she ages

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Aaaaaaannnnd ... we're back.

So. Hi. It's been awhile. And WTF? I go away for a year fully expecting Mischa Barton's cellulite to be cured, but no! It's still there. But now, thanks to some very kind paparazzo, she's finally aware of it. Which means she has to deny it by BLAMING THE PHOTOGRAPHER. OK, honey. I know it's tempting. I mean, I secretly blame my dad, my mom and my boyfriend for making me look fat in certain photographs of me, but to make a statement that someone deliberately Photoshopped cellulite onto your thighs in a picture is, well ... paranoid. Or desperate.

What do you think, dear reader? Were these candid photos of Mischa in a bikini doctored, or do they simply reveal the truth about a genetically unfortunate girl as her body ages? Compare to previous Mischa Barton cellulite pictures here.

MISCHA BARTON SAYS PHOTOS SHOWING CELLULITE ON HER BUTT & THIGHS WERE DOCTORED BLAMES PHOTOSHOP [Rehab818]

July 21, 2007

Victoria Beckham: Scary Spice!

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It's been a busy summer but I couldn't let this one pass by without posting it. Victoria Beckham, currently causing a media storm here in the States because she moved to California or something, reveals her less-than-perfect body on her way to a photo shoot last week. Years of crash dieting with absolutely no exercise has left her body a saggy mess. This is why I wake up every morning and do like a zillion squats. I do not want to look like this.

Victoria Beckham's legs will haunt your nightmares [The Superficial]

July 09, 2007

A little (or should I say a lot of?) Jack Nicholson for you

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He's got a paunch and he's now 70, but Jack Nicholson is still a lady-killer [Daily Mail]

June 13, 2007

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Britney Spears

And once more ...

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Britney reveals her cellulite - and a whole lot more [Daily Mail]

June 06, 2007

Today's cellulite brought to you by: Britney Spears

I couldn't pass this up. Finally, a shot of Britney's cellulite, in all its ... glory.

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Britney Spears flashes her thong...again [The Superficial]

June 04, 2007

Summer hiatus

I'm taking a bit of a break from posting, but I will return in a few weeks! If I come across any photos worthy of Celebrity Cellulite of the Day in the meantime, I'll be sure to get them up here. Have a great summer!

May 25, 2007

Quick Links, because it's Friday

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Paula Abdul breaks her nose. Oops. [Celebrity Nation]
Lindsay Lohan is still drinking. And getting her lips injected? [The Superficial]
Nicole Richie is not, I repeat, not back in rehab for anorexia and drug addiction [TMZ]
Bud Bundy's got drugs [TMZ]

May 24, 2007

Andy Garcia bikini photos

OK, really he's just in trunks. Andy Garcia hanging out, paunch, back hair and all, in what I assume is Cannes with Don Cheadle (no paunch, no back hair).

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Celebrity Guess Who? [Just Jared]

Kate Hudson: got abs?

Kate Hudson showing off her awesome abs after a workout. Please remember folks, this is a woman who gained 60 lbs during pregnancy. Nice job, Kate.

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Kate Hudson Keeps Herself Ab-tastic [Popsugar]

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